What I imagine to be the marketing behind this particular toy:
“Hey there, little girl! Ever thought to yourself, there’s just too many parts to this Barbie? Felt like things like arms and legs and a torso were getting in the way of your precious playtime? Well fret no more! The dollar store is offering JUST DOLL HEADS in a stunningly disturbing display of these freakish, I mean fashionable, assets. The truly amazing part: All the best things about playing with a doll, like combing hair and applying makeup, are still accessible, yet take up only 1/8th the space! And nothing can give you crazy eye at 1 a.m. in the morning like a disembodied doll’s head. Pick one up today at the Dollar Tree, 801 East Avenue, Chico.”
Jammie Karlman is the entertainment editor for the Chico Enterprise-Record. Contact her at buzz@chicoer.com. Follow her on Twitter @JammieKarlman
They should call them Barbies of the French Revolution
I seriously almost snorted reading that 🙂