* You receive a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
* You order a burger at McDonald’s…the kid behind the counter asks, “Can you afford fries with that?”
* CEO’s are playing miniature golf.
* The bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” …you call them to ask if they mean you or them.
* Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
* McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
* Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies…and learning their children’s names.
* A truckload of Americans is caught sneaking into Mexico.
* Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
* The Mafia is laying off judges.
* You hear Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
and finally…
* Congress says it will look into the Bernie Madoff scandal…yep, the guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!