I voted Democrat, because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
I voted Democrat, because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat, because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat, because When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what
they are doing, because they now think we are good people.
I voted Democrat, because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat, because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat, because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat, because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
I voted Democrat, because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
I voted Democrat, because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat, because my head is so firmly entrenched in my arce that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another clear point of view.