I’ve heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s iPod. They finally realized that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
My wife told me I was no longer romantic, so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine’s Night. Wouldn’t you know it! She doesn’t like pole dancers or strippers!!
There’s a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center. I’ve been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
I thought the following listing was appropriate… after all, the kids have all their little codes…like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FWIWS – Forgot What I was Saying
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
WTP – Where’s the Prunes
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help!
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!