‘Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’ Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.’ S. Kinison
‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.’
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. Patrick Murra
Marriage is a fine institution. I got nothin’ agin’ it. I just never had much of a hankerin’ for bein’ institutionalized.
Pie Guevara