Helping Guide For Illegal Aliens

When “relocating” to the United States, it’s best to avoid states that have selfishly put the interests of their legal residents ahead of yours with laws that hinder your access to jobs and benefits. But many attractive destinations remain, endorsed by millions of illegal aliens already living in each.

1. California

California’s state motto “Eureka” (I have found it!) aptly applies here. The state’s population includes 3.2 million illegal aliens — almost 24% of all illegal aliens in America — have chosen the Golden State as their preferred domicile.

Despite its $26 billion budget deficit, the state spends $21.5 billion dollars annually subsidizing illegal alien health care, education, welfare, other state benefits and criminal justice. Every California native-born household chips in $2438 each year to help.

Unless you commit a violent felony, the state leaves you alone. Los Angeles Special Order 40 – a sanctuary policy that sets the tone statewide – prevents local officers from inquiring about your immigration status.

Many “visitors” head straight for Central Valley, which depends on a combination of immigration and irrigation to produce almost 8 percent of America’s total agricultural output. You’ll be in good company because more than half of the farm workers in California have no work authorization.

Of course don’t forget in-state tuition for illegal aliens. Take advantage of the Dream Act in a place that can only be described as the Dream State for Illegal Aliens.

2. Montgomery Country, Maryland

If jobs are what attract you, then this upscale community close to our nation’s capital offers the mother of all magnets.

The first step to getting a job is to visit a Casa De Maryland (CASA) Welcome Center. Their employment specialists help you find a job and don’t give a hoot about your legal status. They will even help you acquire an IRS-issued taxpayer identification number because, of course, you’re here illegally and not eligible for a real Social Security number. This powerful organization is truly the illegal alien Welcome Wagon with $16 million in assets, $4.9M of it acquired in 2010 from government contracts!

Don’t worry about Secure Communities because the County recently opposed its implementation. And for college-bound illegal aliens, take advantage of in-state-tuition now that the state passed the Maryland Dream Act.

3. Washington State

There’s nothing like a valid driver’s license in your hip pocket to help you navigate the U.S. at will.

Most states require you to present your Social Security Number (SSN) to get one. Washington has made an exception. If you don’t already have a fake SSN – or aren’t “borrowing” one from a U.S. citizen – simply sign a form and bring a utility bill along to prove you’re living in the Evergreen State.

Don’t have a utility bill? Washington accepts Mexican Matrcula Consular ID cards as proof of identification. The state is not concerned with FBI and Department of Justice warnings that the cards are not reliable forms of ID and pose “major criminal and potential terrorist threats.”

Don’t even have a consular card? That’s even easier than getting a driver’s license. Visit the Mexican Consulate in Seattle and bring a birth certificate (they’re not concerned about whose it is) and proof of address.

Is this a great state or what?

4. Chicago – All of Illinois too!

The Beatles may have had you and Chicago — the whole state even — in mind when they sang “I get by with a little help from my friends.” Local politicians will entice you, excuse you, and if you don’t mind terribly, use you.

U.S. Senator Dick Durbin is a good friend of illegal aliens and a stalwart supporter of the DREAM Act.

U.S. Representative Luis Gutierrez is your other friend. He’s on record saying, “I have only one loyalty, and that’s to the immigrant community.”

Illinois Governor Pat Quinn is also on your team. He recently told the federal government that Illinois will not participate in Secure Communities.

What does remain is Chicago’s sanctuary city policy. You won’t be asked any questions if you keep out of trouble but should you get jailed, no one will check your immigration status even when you’re in custody.

Finally, Chicago’s mayor, Rahm Emmanuel understands your needs; he used to be President Obama’s Chief of Staff. He’ll do what he can locally to continue the president’s agenda of dismantling of immigration enforcement.

Of course you’ll be expected to vote for all these folks once they figure out a way to make you legal but you’ll get used to it, quid-pro-quo voting is a Chicago-style tradition.

5. New Haven, Connecticut

New Haven is what its name implies – a haven for illegal aliens. You won’t need to fuss with legal documents like driver’s licenses, social security card, Green Card, visa or passport; there is a card just for you. In 2007, this town became the first in the country to offer ID cards to residents, “regardless of age or immigration status.”

The most useful aspect of having one of these cards is that it allows you to open a bank account and deposit money from the job you’re working — without legal authorization.

Interestingly, the New Haven ID card has embedded holograms so that no one can ever steal your identity. Yale’s hometown has thought of everything right down to making sure no one in town ever has a phony illegal alien ID card.

Final Tip: Given that the citizens of these destinations keep voting for politicians who enact policies that welcome illegal immigration, we’re certain they’ll be pleased by your arrival.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/29/illegal-aliens-guide-to-top-five-best-places-to-live-in-america/#ixzz1QsjrPjYQ

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2 Responses to Helping Guide For Illegal Aliens

  1. Tina says:

    Well done Jack…and incredible. So many Americans just don’t understand (or don’t care) that unprotected and unsecured borders will end in the total downfall of America. Too many can’t get past PC issues to even begin to see the danger.

    It is incredulous that Americans…AMERICANS…have so little regard for the law and for the preservation of our founding principles and way of life. Yes, we welcome others but we will not survive if we are overwhelmed with others who have no intention to assimilate.

  2. Brittanicus says:

    SPEAK UP NOW OR PAY HIGHER TAXES LATER?

    The Dream Act in itself, might be a reasonable law allowing
    the students of illegal parents, to be permitted to stay in the United States?
    But the ramifications are more ominous, that once the students have legitimacy
    they can then start petitioning for family members and that by any other name
    is CHAIN MIGRATION. It further challenges more people to simply scorn what lax
    laws we have and just enter illegally. Immediate family members overtime can
    then bring in even more people, and this has set up a chain reaction. Just like
    another possibility of yet a second mass amnesty, it always attributes to
    costs. It has been verified that the 1986 accounting, when the final tally was
    made that it cost US taxpayers 76 Billion dollars. By the time of a further
    amnesty in todays dollars and cents had been calculated, the Heritage
    foundation assessed such final bottom line of in the range of 2.6 Trillion
    dollars.

    Now this dollar figure is based on the assumption, that there are only 11 to 12
    million foreign nationals in the country, a number based on processing,
    background checks and an accumulation on other personal data along with medical
    examinations. But (FAIR) Federation of American Immigration Reform, (
    NUMBERSUSA) and thousands of grass root sovereignty organizations have assessed
    the population figures to well over 20 billion. This is an overwhelming number
    to consider and a dollar figure to incredulous to even imagine. That would
    strip any gains against the $14.5 Trillion dollars we owe outside the shores of
    America. This nation must be entirely thankful to the great State of Arizona,
    who started this long and dangerous crusade against the tyranny inside the
    Obama administration that would welcome into America every indigent family from
    across the globe.

    America cannot keep giving anymore as they are not representing the needs of those of
    Citizens and legal residents? Taxpayers have been burdened to long in Georgia,
    Alabama, Arizona that has become the height of outrageous irresponsibility and
    indifference. Rallies or demonstration are looked upon with disdain and anger, with
    those politicians who pander to foreign nationals exhibiting poor
    judgment. There may be thousands protesting immigration laws, but think about the other
    half of law-abiding people, that is certainly to be in the tens of millions?
    Arizona outburst against unfair laws was just the beginning and now
    the real battle will begin in the coming months as we progress towards the 2012
    election.

    THOSE STATES THAT HAVE NEGLECTED THE PEOPLES WISHES, BY ADDING SENSIBLE
    ENFORCEMENT LAWS WILL BE QUICKLY OVERRUN BY ABSCONDERS FROM GEORGIA, ALABAMA.
    EVENTUALLY LAX ENFORCEMENT STATES WILL BE PAYING A HEAVY PRICE IN MORE
    WELFARE AND PUBLIC SERVICES, AS UNDER CONSIDERABLE PRESSURE FROM ECONOMIC
    ILLEGAL ALIENS?

    Stepping forward now the TEA PARTY is the only true way that will elevate this
    massive debt, placed upon taxpayers by thoughtless politicians. We cannot trust
    the Imperials in the Republican Party and we certainly cannot trust the
    undercover far Left, that has impregnated the Democrats. Either party has had
    their own agenda for omnipotent power of new voters through illegal
    immigration, or the overall influence from big business to relax laws, so
    millions can be used for a lesser form of slavery; except in both ideals the
    programmed taxpayer picks up the unknown estimated cost to support them. In
    three decades America’s working man/ women has lost a percentage of his wages,
    to support illegal immigrants. How academia thinks the economy would grow, must
    live in a delusional world, when nearly every State is burdened by instant
    citizenship baby laws, which under the current misinterpretation payments of
    cash to these families, has diluted every treasury.

    Our schools are crammed to capacity, full of the children of illegal aliens,
    the health system slowly falling apart as more hospitals fail of wanton
    families to be treated; many of these institutions unable to survive. Then we
    have the US penal system choked with illegal alien criminals, that is yet
    another tax hike on the American population. The TEA PARTY is our only remedy
    as the Congress, have no sense of urgency to the impending financial crash.
    Perhaps Rep. Michele Bachman of Minnesota, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky, Sarah
    Palin of Alaska; all regarded as strong supporters of the ever growing TEA
    PARTY. Only the TEA PARTY leaders seem to understand the financial predicament
    we have truly manufactured for ourselves, from the years of corruption within
    equal parties. The TEA PARTY has astounded both political parties in power, and
    will release us from the years of rot and poor or intentional mismanagement to
    gain favor with open border lobbyists. The TEA PARTY has sworn to the major
    majority of the American people, no new amnesties of any kind, which includes
    the dismantling of Sanctuary cities and towns, no dream Acts or anything
    assigned to foreigners who broke our stagnant laws.

    To accomplish this task we must insist our government implement mandatory
    E-Verify and Secure Communities, which will track down both illegal workers and
    criminal illegal aliens. There must be no compromises, but that Congress should
    enforce these laws, without interference from the open border zealots or the elitist
    groups discount labor.

    You should also introduce yourself to the people who run this devastated
    country at the Senate202-2243121/ House202-2253121 and tell them its time
    to depart of fight for the American taxpayer.

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