When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?”
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.”
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”
Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”
The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical socialist leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”
The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?
That was a good one. I do not think he will make it that far. I think Hitler is saving a seat for him. I just wish he would hurry up and sit.
I have one.
I went down to sign my dog up for welfare. They said he is not eligible. I said he is lazy, unemployed and doesn’t know who his daddy is. He gets his check next week.
lol
This on the other hand is no joke. It should be front and center.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-57595529-38/feds-tell-web-firms-to-turn-over-user-account-passwords/
Here’s another good Obama smackdown.
http://www.ijreview.com/2013/07/68491-eric-cantor-layeth-the-smackdown-on-obama/