Dennis Rodman – Mission Accomplished

by Jack

Perhaps you heard that Dennis (the worm) Rodman travelled to North Korea to hob nob with the other worm, Kim Jung-un, NK’s dictator for life. But, it turned out to be a lot more than NK had hoped for.

On his last night stay in NK’s finest hotel Rodman was drunk out of his mind (so says NK) and took a dump in the hotel’s hallway. Then he (allegedly) pee’d and upchucked all over the place. He reportedly left behind an incredible smell and an even worse mess. The next day he boarded a plane for home, hopefull with clean underwear, but not before he was told, don’t come back! So ends this cozy friendship between Rodman and his little buddy Kim Jung-un. Some how all this nastiness seems like fitting justice. It couldn’t happen to be a better guy in a worse country, they both got what they deserved.

According to North Korean radio, “Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway,’ a source told Free North Korea Radio.” And to think their glorious leader is his good buddy? What a couple of buffoons. I hope while Rodman was taking his dump he was saying, and this is for the Pueblo!