Good Thought

God doesn’t give you the people you want, He gives you the people you need. To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you the person you were meant to be – Anon.

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5 Responses to Good Thought

  1. Peggy says:

    So true. Sometimes those people can be a big challenge. You both have had your share of challenges here on PS.

    Here’s a smile for you.

    Survivor Texas Style:

    Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: “Survivor – Texas-Style!”

    The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

    Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:

    1. “I’m A Democrat”
    2. “Amnesty For Illegals”
    3. “I Love The Dixie Chicks”
    4. “Boycott Beef”
    5. “I Voted For Obama”
    6. ” George Strait can’t sing”
    7. ” Elect Hillary In 2016″
    8. ” Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”
    9. “I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer”
    10. “Al Franken Is My Hero”
    11. “I Side With Jane Fonda”
    12. “It’s Bush’s Fault”
    13. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion”

    And the last sticker is…

    14. “I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns”

    The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

  2. Libby says:

    “… alive ….”? Ha, ha.

    Why am I seeing flashes of that poor kid wired to the barbed wire fence? Oh … no … that was Wyoming.

    Are you people ever going to “get it”?

  3. Tina says:

    Get what Libby?

    The Wyoming narrative doesn’t match the reality, no thanks to the left/press agenda.

    Jokes are only funny when they are at our expense? Ha ha yerself!

  4. RHT447 says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN0eagebNi0&list=RDzN0eagebNi0

    As I recall, the morals go something like this—

    1. Someone who craps on you may not be trying to hurt you.

    2. Someone who helps you may not be a friend.

    3. Most important, when you’re up to your nose in crap, keep your mouth shut!

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