by Jack
Elaine Afton Burton age 26, professional screwball, dimwit and head of the Charles Manson fan club is betrothed to Charles Manson, age 80. They have been seeing each other since she was an impressionable young teenager and he was a creepy 71 year old murder demonstrating his mesmerizing power over weak minds.
But, love is blind and now they want to be bound in holy matrimony. Yes, he’s asking for the Lords blessings…imagine that? And the liberal State of California does not want to stand in the way of these two love birds. Manson will be eligible for parole when he turns 93. Until then he going to be satisfied with conjugal visits, if any consummating is to be done. I’ll bet her parents are so proud.
UPDATE: Manson will not be allowed to have conjugal visitations, unless he gets visited by other inmates, prison authorities said today.
Watch the bride to be explain why Manson isn’t such a bad guy, great for a laugh if nothing else:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rKWhmI7baEM
Life sentence goooooooooood, death penalty baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad,
Never hold the criminal responsible. It was all a TV plot!
Move along, no crisis of moral clarity here?
This is sick. That girl should not be left alone in a cell with that monster. She may have a few screws loose, but she shouldn’t be put in position that may cost her her life.
Why are you paying any attention to this?
Libby are you saying ignorance is bliss? : )
If you are calling this knowledge … I think we have identified the problem.