by Jack
Shortly after the terrorist attack on the Marine Recruiters in Tennessee, seven states, starting with the greatest state in the union, TEXAS. . . decided the threat l was necessary and they ordered their Guard recruiters to be armed.
Florida, Indiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Texas and Wisconsin – first to order their Guardsmen to be armed. More states gearing up.
Good news: It’s been a week now since that order to arm hundreds of recruiters and so far no Guardsmen has accidentally shot anyone. But, Gov. Brown isn’t taking any chances. Noooooo, not in California where only illegal aliens can carry guns without fear of deportation. Here, our democrats say its better to lose a 1000 guardsmen to a terrorist attack than to risk arming one soldier. Can’t be too careful in California. But, never fear, as an extra precaution the governor has established a terrorist attack hot line. See below.
NOTICE FROM THE OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR:
Attention all California National Guard Recruiters – if you come under terrorist attack, please feel free to call the governor’s office for assistance, anytime between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m., Tuesday through Thursday, holidays excepted.
Our special terrorist attack hot line number is (916) 445-2841. Naturally, you will be charged for making a toll call.
Press 1 for Spanish, press 2 for Chinese, press 3 for Vietnamese, press 4 for Ebonics, press 5 for Thai, press 6 for Hindi, press 7 for Tagalog, press 8 for Russian or press 9 for Arabic. For all other languages, please stay on the line and an interpreter will be with you shortly.
If you do not receive an answer within 15 minutes, we are probably busy or out of the office. In that case, please call back later or leave a detailed message explaining the exact nature of the terrorist attack, including your name, rank and next of kin. When you hear the beep please speak slowly and carefully and then press pound when you are done.
Someone will contact you within 3-5 days or you can send us an email: Brownpride@CA.GOV!
Remember, your call is important to us! Thank you for your service. Gov. Jerry Brown-CA
Great one, Jack! The old adage “If it’s Brown, flush it” still applies. . . . .
Good one J. particularly in light of the water shortage brought to us by the greens and bullet train advocates who think their choo choo is a higher priority!
Notice that the solution to problems that severely affect all of the people is that they need to cut back!
Where’s the water infrastructure! Where is the policy that reflects the right of the people to defend themselves?
Jack this style of writing is very affective and definitely your bailiwick! Well done!
Off topic.
July ice on the Hudson Bay,”Tuesday conditions in the area are the worst he’s seen in 20 years.”
Arctic expedition to study global warming put on hold because of too much ice [photos]:
http://twitchy.com/2015/07/22/arctic-expedition-to-study-global-warming-put-on-hold-because-of-too-much-ice-photos/