DPRK News Service @DPRK_News 3h3 hours ago
Indian ship carrying weapons to south Korea interned in East Sea of Korea. Indian president Narendra Modi denounced as imbecilic simpleton!
DPRK News Service @DPRK_News 3h3 hours ago
Dozens of south Koreans defect to DPRK on hearing broadcast truth of Kim Il-Sung thought, as talks with south Korean puppets continue.
Inspired by DPRK women’s football domination, representatives from English football team Aston Villa FC express desire to adapt tactics.
Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un defeats 2.8m tall So Kwan Hoon in friendly basketball contest.
Nw animated children’s cartoon television series, “Pak, the Battler for Kim Il-Sung Thought,” premieres on Korean Central Television.
Beloved U.S. naval hero “Jared the Submarine Man” exposed as pederastic rapist of children!
Indomitable and invincible People’s Air Force warns Japanese fascists: interference in Korean affairs will be met with missiles of destiny!
All-conquering forest rangers of Korean People’s Army greeted with flowers and rice at villages along border with south Korean puppets.
Hero spy Ashley Madison reveals U.S. government to be perverted nest of adulterers and whoremongers.
Famous statesman Donald Trump berates U.S. foreign minister Hillary Clinton for needlessly poisoning relations with peace-loving DPRK.
Wildfires threaten to destroy US capital city of Washington, due to negligence of corrupt government officials and drought.
Pyongyang lauded as “most pleasant smelling” city in international vote!
Soldiers of peerless Korean People’s Army vow to finish what was begun in 1950, under the towering red banner of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un!
UN Ambassador Park Soon-Rae seeks trade sanctions against India for demented and hostile rhetoric of Indian bandit prime minister Modi.
Foreign Ministry clarifies that DPRK’s Quasi-State of War against South Korean puppets does not supersede full state of war declared in 1950
Military tribunal sentences six missionaries from U.S.-inspired religion “Scientology” to loss of passport, 25 years of reform through labor
Foreign Minister Hae Yoon-Wa concludes negotiations for exchange of radiation medicine material and technology with Pakistan.
Deranged lickspittle Indian Prime Minister Modi continues belligerent rhetoric against DPRK. Unbeatable People’s Navy placed on high alert!
North Korea is almost as funny as Iran and IS.
Now here is something that is really funny …
A Bumble Biden and Cherokee Warren ticket?
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/251725-biden-makes-unscheduled-trip-to-dc-for-private-political#.VdjeyWmbBbE.twitter
Bill Kristol thinks it is a good idea, and so do I!
https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/635191207585554432
Pie sez, do it! YAHOOOOO! This would make the race for POTUS infinitely more amusing and interesting. It may even shake me out of the Trump depression I am in.
Addenda to the above …
Precisely why a Biden (with a VP team member Cherokee Warren) bid would be a welcome relief —
“He [Biden] is, let’s face it, a pretty silly person. Hillary is many things, but silly she isn’t. The more Biden speaks — and he speaks a lot — the more likely he is to utter something ridiculous. Or grab some unsuspecting supporter for a back rub.”
Plan B From Outer Space
All rate zero on the Believability Meter.
Could it be that the same folks writing the headlines for NK are the same folks making excuses for $hrilLIARygate?
Now that’s a thought! lol