As you know, my dear people, for the last year the Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi — in the furthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails.
Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you, the people. For the next several months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Walmart’s and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land, sharing your poverty and needs.
How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished.
After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor that we removed thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive.
Shockingly, unscrupulous and ungrateful officials later forced us to return many of these treasures. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given me just enough for us to scrape by.
During these difficult times, we had to cut back.
When our daughter was married, we only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding. And, I remember our hopes, as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment, that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting. After working for MSNBC for a starting salary of a mere $600,000 per year, what else could she do? So I now pay her $3,000,000 a year to run the ‘Foundation’.
So, as I travel across our kingdom to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you. Then, when the time for the royal election (Coronation) comes, I know I can count on you to crown me as your rightful monarch, with my assurance that I will continue King Obama’s policies, and we can all live happily ever after.
Your Queen-in-Waiting,
Hilarity Rodham Clinton
As queen-in-waiting $hrilLIARy Rotten Clinton travels across the country, we now have a use for those rotten tomatoes we’ve found . . . .
Spoken like a true Trump supporter.
If the choice is between someone unable to tell the truth, who actively participated in the Blame the Video coverup, who put her country’s secrets and lives at risk with her secret server and who would continue the disastrous Obumble policies, then I guess I’m a Trump supporter.
That’s what I said … a Trump supporter … one who fantasizes about assault on their fellows, and occasionally follows through.
The Crown just landed on Hillary’s head.
The serfs all cheered. Please, your heinous, may we have more…please take care of us…we can;t do it alone.
Dumb a$$es!
Silent walk out by most of the Bernie supporter delegates. They are refusing to speak to reporters. Some holding up Bernie signs. One sign says “DNC lost us for good.” Police are preventing them from reentering the stadium. One sign “Go to he77” on modified Hillary sign. Some said they might choose Trump; others the green candidate, Jill Stein. Bernie just came out (to make a final plea to the delegates?). Very emotional…
Finally, her majesty will have peace at her convention…at least inside the convention.
Many of the Bernie supporters walked out chanting, “Walk out.” Fox just pointed out the Calif. section had a large portion walk out and is about half empty viewed on camera.
For those who missed it “Clinton Cash” is available online for free on YouTube. It is shocking and if this goes viral there is no way Bernie supporters will vote for her.
CLINTON CASH OFFICIAL DOCUMENTARY MOVIE ( FULL )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LYRUOd_QoM
Clinton Cash is actually well done.
BTW hundreds (thousands?) marched in the streets. Delegates joined them. DNC did not allow Nina Turner to do her speech. Nina and Jill Stein also left and marched. It was an Awesome march against the corruption. The Livestreams were quite good and RT stream did a MSM one.
If you are relying on mainstream Media you have no clue about everything that has been going on. Inside and outside the convention. There is New Media everywhere. We watch the real news not this fake MSM crap.
We the people are railing the DNC. This whole election is theater and a sham. Mark my words.
Obama and the US Gov is trying to eliminate Julian Assange. Bottom Line there is more to come. The level of corruption that will eventually be exposed has no party, it could topple gov, and also Nixon resigned over less that this.
Both Parties are a sham