by Jack
The State of California and the president of Mexico are discussing repatriation of approximately 250 square miles of CA land near CA’s Southern border. Governor Brown and a majority of members of the state legislature acknowledged California was stolen from Mexico in the war of 1812 by the United States. AB 215 would return some of that land as a gesture of goodwill. Gov. Brown says it’s a great idea and would go a long way to improving relations with Mexico. Under the California Constitution, if the governor and 51% of the legislature agrees, a portion of state land can be ceded to Mexico. Of course Federal law prohibits a state from seceding without approval, but small portions (under 500 square miles) of state land are exempt.
The land is mostly uninhabited and is non-farmable, however this would include National City and small portion of San Diego county, if approved. By the way, April fools.
Geeeze Jack, don’t give ’em ideas!
Trump walked out of an executive order signing ceremony without having signed the executive orders because he was asked a Question.
Not April Fools.
The American Royal Family is in despair. Ivanka has moved into an Office near her Father to babysit him but to no avail .
Will the Pressure force a temper tantrum this Month?
Grab your popcorn and tune in! It’s gonna be a long hard April.
Oh, Dewey, give us a break! Once again, liberals rarely have a sense of humor. Dewey, did you know that losing humor is also a sign of extreme aging? Not joke…er, no pun intended.
Oh But jack I am not angry that was humor! We are amused by the man.
Lighten up that is funny. Pence follows him to remind him, the others try to peak over until Pence turns around and straighten up Hilarious!
One does not grab there popcorn unless they expect a show.
Lighten Up mate!
None of these crooks are worth all the trouble it takes to frown
Very clever, Captain Jack. Have you thought about becoming a comedian? Maybe stand up?
The Demorats in Commiefornia might not be giving away land but they are giving away most everything else and people like you get to pay for it. And that’s no April fools joke. (And actually, through eminent domain they do get land for their cronies at below market value.)
Your only hope is to get behind the state of Jefferson and/or Draper or Farage’s plans to split the state.
You complain about California and have not a clue what a great state you live in. Move!
It is crappy out here. The grass is not greener in another state. ya think Florida is some haven? Texas? No they get your money one way or another
If people like me leave who is going to pay for all your welfare?
Or are you going to board an illegal alien in your house?
So I am supposed to let hypocrite statists like you determine what I do? Sit on it and twirl, Dunster!
A joke like this works because we find it entirely plausible…I wouldn’t put anything past ol’ Guv Moonbeam, including a belief in phony history. Good one Jack!
Tina
Really?
San Diego is a Military Hub. National City is above Chula Vista…… The Hotel Del ect ect
A fun but very obvious joke
Perhaps some day the April fool will look up the abbreviation for et cetera.
You don’t know Governor Moonbeam. This is a man who frivolously places Californians deeper into debt to build a fantasy choo choo while our infrastructure crumbles. A man who knows we’re already in arrears for public pensions. A man who never has let a few facts get in the way of Moonbeam ideas. So you see, Jack humor is perfectly believable…perfectly!
Good one Jack and completely believable.
Ben Rhodes failed at his April Fool Joke attempt when he responded to a Trump Tweet. Must read the responses.
Obama adviser Ben Rhodes claims Obama didn’t spy on Americans — instantly receives brutal fact check:
““There is no Obama SURVEILLANCE SCANDAL even when you capitalize the words,” he tweeted at Trump.”
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/04/01/obama-adviser-ben-rhodes-claims-obama-didnt-spy-on-americans-instantly-receives-brutal-fact-check/
Who wants to chip in for an all expenses paid two week dream vacation for Dewey to the lush tropical paradise of North Sentinel Island?
Sorry Pie you will have to go Alone. I am sure you will find yourself at home.
yuk yuk yuk
Oh, not for me. I won’t be going. This is especially for you and possibly Libby. Bon voyage, dip****.
By the way Dewey, it is bad form to laugh at your own jokes. Especially “jokes” as lame as yours. But then, no one can ever accuse you of good form. True, you are quite the clown, just not a funny one.
I’m in! I’m in!
Can we include Libby and get a better rate?
I’m looking into it.
In the spirit of the day—
http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/2017/03/hope-they-bought-her-new-underwear.html
Jack, speaking of Mexico, I am puzzled about something and maybe you can figure it out.
Have you ever been to FoodMax? I don’t go there often but every time I do I think I am in Mexico. There are more people speaking Mexican there than English. Tell me, if the people there can’t speak English how is it that they can afford to be driving forty or fifty thousand dollar cars? Or can they speak English but just choose not to? Can you explain this?
If I moved to Mexico I sure would speak Mexican if I could, and I would sure try to learn. And before all the liberals pee their pants, I mean the Mexican dialect of Spanish. Anyway, I’d speak Mexican if for no other reason than out of respect for my adopted country.
I think maybe you do go there often … and that you want to think on the implications thereby … for … what have you. Do you think that if the Mexicans were not there you would be shopping at the Whole Foods?
Think again.
Off topic, but an interesting way to help drain the swamp . . . .
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/apr/1/american-bar-associations-vetting-judicial-nominat/
Have always thought it was a conflict of interest for lawyers to be able to put their seal of approval on judges who might be sitting in judgement over them – or their clients.
This is no April Fool’s joke. I checked the date and that it’s online from several sources.
Hillary Clinton’s astonishing post-State access to top secret docs:
“Hillary Clinton may have resigned her secretary role at the State Department in 2013 — but her access to top secret and classified information didn’t end then.
Under Barack Obama, she was allowed to continue to view highly sensitive intel documents for years — well past her announced run for the presidency in April 2015, according to Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa. Why? Toward what possible end?
So she could better write her memoir.
File this in the “You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me” folder.
And it wasn’t just Clinton who kept the power of top secret access. It was six of her former staffers, who went by the tag of “research assistants,” Fox News reported.”
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/mar/31/hillary-clintons-astonishing-post-state-access-top/
You are giving incorrect information. California became part of the United States as part of the treaty ending the Mexican American War which lasted from 1845 to 1848. The war you gave was the War of 1812 which was against England. Mexico did not become an independent nation until 1824.
Kelly thank you for dropping by to correct the record. However you should be advised that Jack, the author of this spoof, is well aware of the treaty agreement (Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo) in which the permanent boundary between the United States and Mexico was settled at the end of the Mexican American war. In exchange for $15 million Mexico ceded to the US 525,000 square miles (1,360,000 square km) of land (now Arizona, California, western Colorado, Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, and Utah) .
This post was an April Fools joke.
Actually the US government was doing something kind of like that. Building the Border Wall well on the US side of the border, walling off family farms.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/04/us/eminent-domain-us-mexico-border-loop-family/