I’ve sure gotten old!
I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind,
can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to
blackouts. Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my
hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember
if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God, I still have my CA driver’s license.
Heh. I intend to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather—not screaming in terror like the passengers riding with him.
These guys are hilarious—
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5QwKEwo4Bc
Now it all makes sense.
“In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn’t work very well.”
Racist.