by Jack
Ray and Bob, two highly paid CAL-TRANS maintenance guys, are standing at the base of a flagpole and looking up when a woman asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman said, “Hand me that crescent wrench out of your toolbox.”
She quickly loosened a few bolts, laid the pole down, took a tape measure and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches” and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. “Well, ain’t that just like a ‘Miss-know-it-all’ woman?” he said. “We need the height and she gives us the length!”
A group of CalTrans workers are standing around and suddenly one of the group starts stomping the ground. Another of the workers asks what the stomper is doing. Stomper replies “That snail has been following me all day!”
Bet she was blond.
Ah, you and Tina both, most decidedly NOT closeted misogynists.
Nope, just a real blond to the roots with a little gray mixed in.
You see Libs I do have a sense of humor and can even laugh at my own expense. Too bad liberals can’t.
Here’s a joke for you. Do you know why all blond jokes are one-liners? So liberals will understand them.
Why “she”?
You put that bit in yourself, you know … or don’t you?
That’s where the “closeted” comes in.
Libs, copied from Jack’s joke.
“The woman said, “Hand me that crescent wrench out of your toolbox.”
Last I heard, “WOMAN” still represents a female otherwise referred to as “she.” Don’t even go to transgender, or a sex change took place before the end of the joke was written or in the “closet” you keep referring to.
Give it up and admit it you have no sense of humor.
Libs, copied from Jack’s joke.
“The woman said, “Hand me that crescent wrench out of your toolbox.”
Last I heard, “WOMAN” still represents a female otherwise referred to as “she.” Don’t even go to transgender, or a sex change took place before the end of the joke was written or in the “closet” you keep referring to.
Give it up and admit it you have no sense of humor.
Libby, copied from Jack’s joke.
“The woman said, “Hand me that crescent wrench out of your toolbox.”
Last I heard, “WOMAN” still represents a female otherwise referred to as “she.” Don’t even go to transgender, or a sex change took place before the end of the joke was written or in the “closet” you keep referring to.
Give it up and admit it you have no sense of humor.
Also funny…A Week’s Worth of CNN’s Russian Narrative Destroyed in a Minute
Here’s a video that will give everyone a good laugh. Well, everyone except Libby.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=the+blaze+cnn&&view=detail&mid=AAEA79137E9CB0F2DBDFAAEA79137E9CB0F2DBDF&FORM=VRDGAR