Kim Jong Un, Born Jan 08, 1984 – Died ??? Nobody knows

Exactly what the facts are at this time are the subject of some speculation,  however it is believed the 36 year old Kim Jong-un is dead.

Hope this isn’t just wishful thinking!

Numerous sources have reported that Jong-un died Saturday at his lavish Wonsan compound. A train reserved only for the Kim family has been picked up by satellite.  The train is parked nearby at the Leadership Station and has been there for at least 3 days.

The latest information coming from China claims Kim Jon-un died during a surgical procedure to place a stent in a blocked coronary artery.    The surgery, while not considered particularly difficult by US standards, could be quite challenging for doctors in the PRNK where healthcare is often limited to band aides.

A second report from Hong Kong source said the heart surgery was botched because the North Korean surgeon’s hands were trembling uncontrollably during the surgery.   If true, the doctor is probably counting fish with the whistle-blower doctor from Wuhan.  I’m hoping the Supreme Leader was killed by malpractice, the irony would have me ROFLMAO!

The last surviving member of the Kim dynasty is Kim Jong-un’s sister, Kim Yo-jong, age 32.  She’s considered to be more ruthless than her brother, which is hard to imagine.  Wonder if she’s related to AOC?  She’s currently an alternate member of the Politburo and vice director of the Propaganda and Agitation Department of the Workers’ Party of Korea. Agitation Department?  Our  Congress ought to be called that, don’t you think?

When her murderous father, Kim Jong-il died 9 years ago, it took 48 hours before it was made public.   Speculation is, her brothers death could be announced formally tomorrow… with a possible exception.  Kim Jong-un may currently be in the same shape as Otto Warmbeer…oh, that would be karma at it’s finest!   Anyway, if he is brain dead it may take more time to decide what to do with him.

However, if Kim Yo-jong age 32, is to claim the right of succession as the next Supreme Leader, she may be in for a tough time.  A guy by the name of  Choe Ryong-hoe heads the department that oversees the North Korean Army.  With the backing of his military commanders he could seize power.  Are you following all these names?  Because there’s going to be a test at the end of this article.

Coincidentally, Kim Yo-jong has been allowed more into the public view during the last 18 months.  Not really a coincidence, this was all planned.  However our speculation was, #1 the Kim family was trying to get name and face recognition for Yo-jong, presumably to increase her curb appeal with the commie party.   Of course this PR campaign could also help ready her for leadership in the event of her brother’s death and hindsight says it was probably the latter.

One of her first public appearances was during the Olympics in Seoul, S. Korea.  Do you think the PRNK is ready for a woman dictator?  Er, uh… whats the right title?  Would that be dictatrix or dominatrix?

Whether you believe the Supreme Leader is dead or not, there are signs that something is up within the North Korean military.  Communications have greatly increased and I don’t think its because they are planning a rock concert.  (That made me think of another joke) If the PRNK were planning a rock concert, what would the band be called?  (Drum roll)  Answer – The Grateful Dead!  (Sorry, couldn’t help myself)

FYI…The NK army is in a state of alert. That’s not funny.