Kim Yo-jong Clears Up Rumor’s

by Jack

Unconfirmed reports about Kim Jung Un’s health have finally been cleared up at a press conference hosted by the Dear Leader’s dear sister, the talented and beloved, Kim Yo-Jong.  She delivered her first press release after sprinting up and down Mt Paektu, North Korea’s highest mountain, claiming a new world climbing record.  

Only an hour later after this 9000 foot climb she arrived at the press conference fresh as can be. Before a vast audience of military and grateful journalists, Kim Yo-jong (shown on right in a PRNK official photo) stepped up to the flower adorned podium.  A  silence dropped over the gathering like a massive guillotine.  She paused, adjusted the mic, cleared her throat and spoke, “We have nothing further to say, everything in North Korea remain same.”  Kim Yo-jung, then turned away from the podium and faced the back drop of NK’s generals.  With a smile she said,  “You applaud now – look at me with happy face!“  She casually exited the stage amid a thunderous applause that lasted for over 5 minutes.   It was a historic moment.

 

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