Smile, It’s Easter! Easter Funnies – G Rated

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an oversterssed person? An Easter basket case!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? Albunny, New York!
What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
Knock knock Who’s there? Esther Esther who? Esther Bunny!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
What’s long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
How does Easter end? With the letter R!
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people’s foot!
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (X) marks the spot!

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