After the highly successful trial period where you could turn in your old, polluting cars and trucks for cash thereby helping the government run auto industry and clean the air, the Obama-Care medical insurance program is now offering up to $2500 per person for your old, unproductive relatives, ages 70 and over, regardless of condition!
No need to worry about a costly long term nursing home plan with this guaranteed buy back from the government! And you’ll be doing your part to save Social Security and cut health care costs by 50% or more, it’s a real win-win from the folks that brought you TARP, Cap N’ Trade and Socialized Medicine!
Yes people, “Cash for Clunkers Part II” will rid you of those useless old codgers and put a little cash in your pockets too! You will be gratified to know all oldsters will by recycled into environmentally appproved fertilizer or really tasty and nutritious biscuits for 3rd world nations. It’s your call – when you endorse your government check, just mark either A (biscuits) or B (fertilizer). Hang a pre-printed sign around ol Granny’s neck and park her at the curb, a gov. truck will be around in the morning to pick her up! It’s just that simple and oh so easy!