The Prez says…

8 Responses to The Prez says…

1. Toby says:

   Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 11:50 am

   I did not make up this list and it is not a full list but you get the idea. Please feel free to add on.

   The DEMOCRAT PLAY BOOK:

   Blame Congress in general.

   Blame Speaker Boehner.

   Blame former President George W. Bush.

   Blame former President (now deceased) Ronald Reagan.

   Blame former V.P Cheney.

   Blame Halliburton.

   Blame the Tea Party.

   Blame FOX News.

   Blame R u s h.

   Blame H a n n i t y.

   Blame Sarah Palin.

   Blame Michelle Bachman.

   Blame General (“Betray Us”) Petraeus

   Blame Gov. Christie

   Blame Rick Perry

   Blame “global cooling,” uh, “global warming,” uh, “climate change.”

   Blame “the rich.”

   Blame Big Oil, Big Coal, Big Pharmaceutical.

   Blame “corporations.”

   Blame ATMs.

   Blame Christians.

   Blame Whites.

   Blame Conservative “racism.”

   Blame Supreme Court Justice, Samuel Alito.

   Blame Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas.

   Blame Rednecks.

   Blame gun owners.

   Blame Bible owners.

   Blame SUV owners.

   “We own the economy. “It’s ours, now.” — Debbie Wasserman Schultz, DNC Chairperson

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2. J Soden says:

   Monday, August 22, 2011 at 10:17 am

   “Good one! The only thing our Prez excels in is pointing fingers and blaming others, but then it’s difficult to expect leadership from someone who continually voted “present” . . . . .

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3. Bill Clinton says:

   Monday, August 22, 2011 at 10:51 am

   Looking for Work…

   A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, we put them into another man, and in six weeks he is looking for work.”

   The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person’s head, and in four weeks he is looking for work.”

   A Russian doctor says: “That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, we put it into another person’s chest, and in two weeks he is looking for work.”

   The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
   “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us…in the USA, about two years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya, with no brains, no heart, and no balls…We made him President of the United States, and now…the whole country is looking for work.”

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4. Toby says:

   Monday, August 22, 2011 at 12:25 pm

   Bill, that is a good one! LMAO!!

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5. Quentin Colgan says:

   Monday, August 22, 2011 at 8:15 pm

   The TEApublican playbook:
   Well, it looks just like the democrats . . .blame everyone but ourselves!!!!!!
   Thanks, Bob!!!!

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6. Pie Guevara says:

   Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 12:11 pm

   Blame the Japan tsunami.

   Blame Ronald Reagan.

   Re the joke from Bill Clinton:

   Hah! Thanks.

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7. Pie Guevara says:

   Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 12:40 pm

   Blame The Tea Party

   Dick Durbin, Maxine Waters, and Quentin Colgan run into each other at a bar and sit down for a couple drinks and a friendly discussion.

   Dick Durbin:
   Tuscon massacre! Gabriell Giffords! Air conditioners! Poltical extortion! S&P downgrade! Tea Party!

   Maxine Waters:
   Ethics charges! Misconduct! Abuse of power! Outside investigation! As far as I’m concerned, the Tea Party can go straight to hell!

   Quentin Colgan!
   Fruit Loops! Silicon grease! Space aliens! Scissors! Blue cheese! No parking! Teabaggerzzzzzzz!

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8. Pie Guevara says:

   Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 6:25 pm

   Obama’s Blame Roulette

   Monica Crrowley siting in on The O’Reilly Factor interviews Charles Krauthammer —

   http://video.foxnews.com/v/1118898309001/krauthammer-blasts-obama/?playlist_id=87937&intcmp=obinsite

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